Saturday, December 25, 2010

DJ SCREW PART I: ALL SCREWED UP



Still Tippin' changed everything. If it wasn't on the radio the video was on MTV2. If it wasn't on MTV2 your friend was going to pull it up on video on demand and you were inevitably going to make a joke about what Paul Wall's cum face must look like while he made t-rex hands and flossed a grill so mesmerizing it had to be the product of a Vietnamese man with exceedingly small hands. Wiggers who looked like Macaulay Culkin started wearing black Swishahouse tees at school. Dudes who learned everything they needed to know about Houston hip hop from Rick Rubin trivia were talking about UGK in front of record stores the way they used to talk about XTRMNTR. For a brief second everyone gave a fuck about Houston.

The ten year anniversary of DJ Screw's death felt a bit like deja-vu. No matter how much press the man got, it seemed like his imitators were the ones really under examination (if his contributions weren't getting marginalized outright). Screw doesn't need validation from bedroom electronic acts or from the journalists that fawn over them. Motherfucker had dudes lined up around the block waiting for his shit. If I can't download something for free in like ten minutes I probably won't even fucking listen to it. Just like R.I.P histrionics couldn't elevate the innovator to anything above cult status in 2005, memoriam couldn't motivate any real examination of what made Robert Davis's music so compelling and vital. At this rate he's just going to be a foot note in the rock press for influencing "white bisexual heroin addicted art students from the midwest, Sweedish chicks in bird masks and half Jewish Canadian ex-child actors."

Chopped and Screwed music courts dissenters easily. If you don't get it you can sum it up in a sentence. Those with the taste for the stuff will always be daunted. Screw was insanely prolific, staying up days at a time to make music. His acolytes are even more numerous, and while they've elaborated on his technique by manipulating new forms or through adopting new technology, none of them are Screw. Any guide to this stuff is cursory, and if you latch on to one for too long your just going to drown or die of hypothermia trying to catch a glimpse of the bottom of the iceberg that's duder's discography. This one is great though. What's here aspires to mediocrity. Your best bet, really, is just to listen to a tape that you think sounds cool.


I started with All Screwed Up.It's one of the few records that drastically changed what I listened to, valued, and thought about music. The biggest problem with it is that it's not really representative of the Screw sound. The lo fidelity of your average grey tape gives it a sort of warmth All Screwed Up decidedly lacks as an above ground release. All that hiss and crackle is a reminder that grey tapes were tapes. They were best medium at the time for independent distribution and for banging in your ride and then pocketing when the party went elsewhere. All Screwed Up is distinct by design though, it's not just colder because it's less esoteric. This mix tape just isn't celebratory. It's not fun. It's filled with stories of drug deals gone bad, time in the pen, and of glimpses in a rear view mirror that last an eternity. It's paranoid nihilistic thug psychadelica.


Chopped and screwed music is pretty inseparable from it's associations with getting fucked up at this point. Yeah, it's great for partying, but it has a lot of other virtues. All Screwed Up is really remarkable for it's focus on story telling, and illustrates how slowing a track can really serve narrative. All of Robert Davis's manipulation forces a close attention to every-single-fucking-syllable on this record There's great stuff here, and Screw's been kind enough to make it to where you can hear it better. Try not to slur the words when you're lip synching this shit the second go through.

Also, buy it. It's worth it. The next 9 selections are on me.




Thursday, December 23, 2010

WIRES ON FIRE

Why did no one ever talk about these guys? Why does no one still talk about these guys? Their first E.P. is fuckin' phenomenal. They released a full length in 2006 (it was self titled if anyone's keeping score) that was alright. Its hard to describe these guys, they're a buddyhead band? If that means anything to you. It probably doesn't so go check out 400 Blows, the Icarus Line's first two records, and Ink and Dagger. Which is a really good way to describe them, they're kinda like 400 Blows, the Icarus Line during MONO, and Ink And Dagger. Sorta. Whatever, these are good. Take it from me, I'm your cool friend you try to be: I know better than you.

Wires On Fire - Homewrecker E.P.
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http://www.mediafire.com/?vzsd6d5dw3iz1bu

Wires On Fire - S/T
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http://www.mediafire.com/?fsqdo6zcaork6kw

One of these days I'll post some 400 Blows 'cause chances are you haven't heard them.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

With Scissors

With Scissors are badass. Proof. Like Dillenger 'cept they prob smoked more pot 'cause they couldn't handle songs longer than a 1:28.

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trax:

Cannibal Stewardess Vixens Unchained
200 Slugs Magazine
Juniorsaur

http://www.mediafire.com/?yxakz6ozailqglm

Armed Riot

Back in the early 2000's there was this punk band from North Texas that fucking ruled. They broke up in 2003 with constant whispers of reuniting until the singer overdosed on heroin at 19 in 2006 and his older brother, the bassist, moved to Tennessee to get rid of his heroin addiction. Easily one of the best totally unheard-of-unless-you-where-there bands of the last decade. They do a FUCKING AWESOME cover of Last Years Youth by Menace, dudes knew their shit. You can still download all of their recorded songs off their website at armedriot.com, or you can just get it here in a neat zip file!

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http://www.mediafire.com/?r6sfdkci2ofnlln

Monday, December 6, 2010

Center Street House

Center Street House were a feedback and drum duo from central Texas. "Were," is the operative word here, as they dissolved in a wake of broken bass guitars, crying girlfriends, bounced rent checks, and one member's disappearance to either San Antonio or East Texas with all of their recorded material. Except this of course, a sprawling 12 minute jam that sounds like This Heat locked in a grow house instead of a meat locker.

I Held a Cannibal- Center Street House: http://www.mediafire.com/?h3xqcaoebvfvxr5


The Eighties Matchbox B-line Disaster Rares/B-Sides AND IN THE GARDEN

Exactly what the title says

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Rares/B-Sides trax:

Alex
Return December
Torrential Abuse
Briefcases For Girls
Ho Ha
Turkish Delights Of The Devil
Horse Of The Dog
Palomino's Dream
Sacred Metal
Morning Has Broken (live)
6:30
Flag Party
Professionalism
Twentieth Century Boy (live)
Ice Cream
Grrr
Royal Society
Mr. Fearful (Mr. Mental Demo)
We Don't Rock
I Could Be An Angle (Demo)
Party Pooper
Rise Of The Eagles (Hands Of Destruction Remix)
Alchemy

http://www.mediafire.com/?4j9r05xsxt8omjh

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In The Garden EP

http://www.mediafire.com/?ixd39sd9ihaqm1x

Monday, November 29, 2010

LEECHMILK

Leechmilk started in 1996 in Atlanta, Georgia. Atlanta sucks and these guys don't. This is what SOUTHERN FUCKING PAIN sounds like. Dudes where obviously waaay into EYEHATEGOD but according to them,"We get canned as an EYEHATEGOD band pretty often, which is hard to take but also a compliment. I would like anyone that says that to point out one single blues riff in any of our music." So there ya go. EYEHATEGOD minus the blues influence. Sounds fucking rad if your from the south grew up on Pantera and through them got into more, and better, southern steel. So here ya go:

LEECHMILK - STARVATION OF LOCUSTS
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http://www.mediafire.com/?wkgnmtqtjzy

LEECHMILK - GUILTY OF SLOTH
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http://www.mediafire.com/?c88zsllzg4jsk7h

psychosis rock/gothabilly/deth jazz

You may be asking yourself: what the fuck is psychosis rock, gothabilly, or deth jazz? Like is this dude just making shit up to see if anyone'll call his/her bullshit? Its real you fucks, you just don't pay attention to shit like I do. 'Cause chances are if you live in amerika you have no FUCKING CLUE who the Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, With Scissors, Bad For Lazarus, or the Vile Imbeciles are. Which is sad 'cause they made some of the best rock and roll in the '00s (read 'naughts'). First things first: Eighties Matchbox.

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Eighties Matchbox started in 1999 in Brighton, England according to one interview because,'...we where too young for punk or grunge and we didn't think anyone was dedicated to rock anymore.' They released the BEST punk record (dubbed psychosis rock by the members, called gothabilly by the press) in 2003 called HORSE OF THE DOG.

Celebrate Your Mother from HORSE OF THE DOG


Its easy to say dudes where cramps inspired, but they where WAY more inspired than bullshit psychobilly (and the cramps fucking rule). The thing is eventually with a muse that deep theres going to be schisms. Enter the VILE IMBECILES:

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Original lead guitarist from the Matchbox, Andy Huxley, left on good terms with the band, but he had ideas of his own that he felt where best suited for his own band. They've released two records ...Ma and Queenie Was A Blonde. They call themselves 'Deth Jazz'. Watch the video below and find out why...

Slack Hands off ...Ma


Speaking of members of the Matchbox leaving to start their own band: the replacement for Mr. Huxley, Rich Fownes, originally left the Matchbox to join Nine Inch Nails, bullshit right? Well he got kicked out only playing like one or two shows with NIN and started A FUCKING MILLION BANDS. To his credit he was in A MILLION FUCKING BANDS before he joined the Matchbox including but not limited to With Scissors (who we'll get to in a minute) and he also played guitar live for UNKLE. Anywho, he started a band after he left NIN called BAD FOR LAZARUS.

Old Rats On A New Ship by Bad For Lazarus


Remember With Scissors? Well its another Rich Fownes band and THEY FUCKING RULE. I can't find anything really about them or any of their music online even though they've released two splits. Here's a live video.



So if you have any With Scissors music you wanna fucking give to me 'cause I'm the most TRVE Matchbox fan in amerika...

AND FUCK THE FUCKING HORRORS, who're also from Brighton and rip the Matchbox the FUCK OFF, whose first EP I picked up and decided where fucking boring. The ONLY reason why they became famous was 'cause no one had ever heard of gothabilly and the fucking awesome scene that the Matchbox started back in the 2000's. YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

PYHA




http://www.mediafire.com/?occjzwpdr1e

Allegedly recorded by a 12 year old or 14 year old North Korean or South Korean in his bedroom or something. I don’t want to call bullshit, because this record sounds like it was made by the only teenager into Black Metal on a peninsula that’s never really stopped being at war for like 60 years. It’s totally biting Burzum circa Filosofem but stands apart with a vocal performance that immediately brings Prurient’s Cocaine Death to mind for no other reason than both are FUCKING INTENSE DUDE. Instead of the typical blast beats you get distorted snare terrorism that sounds like The Hospitals as heard on a tenth generation cassette and instead of minor key shredding you get bass lines that plod at the same velocity as a sinking submarine. Yeah it fucking rules and it’s easily my favorite Black Metal album.


Thursday, November 4, 2010

SALEM RARE/OBSCURE

If you suffer from chronic depression and love the Diplomats meet your new favorite band:


vomit
wigga
Usleep
WEpt
theboybysea
666
nu pa
youngboys
8-00
teenqueen
syxteen
oftentimes
precious
vampyre
whisper
Track 21
trufours
YOUBOI
Slurpie
Rainsnow
Rose
piggyhog (sped)
Street
Pig Fucker
QueenTeen
reserection
TENT (Full)
TRAPDOOR
wish
9oi
piggyhog
withoutu


RARES II:

HAUNCHES
Killer
Hollow
Commandments
Glass
Beverly
KIN
Mywhore
Alone Again
amenrmx
Bitchesburninup
Blowfish
Breakdownthadoor
brewstreet
cream
haffa
Hailmary
lucy fur
minemine
abuchear
baby
boybythesea(girl)
dilmar
iaint
Hoodrych (Voc)
MasTer
ill go humble
hut
cum bear
momharp
littlelamb


MIXTAPE FOR ON AGAIN OFF AGAIN:


TAN+BITCH
DOOM
sip it cut SALEM
41 tha pope
666 polito
congo cut cut
Disney
Ghost Juke32
somkeyBitch




THE HORRORS U.S.

If you ever wanted proof of how fucking badass rock and fucking roll can be, listen to the first song on the self titled Horrors record, 'Every Inch of My Love'. No, not that bullshit trend band from England. No, this band hails from Cedar Rapids, Iowa USoffuckin'A. They'll blow your fuckin' mind and wish you where cool or old enough to see 'em back in 2000. Both of their records where released on In The Red who also released records from such skullfucking bands like The Hospitals, The Hunches, and Thee Oh Sees to name a few.

And for the record, every song on both LPs fucking kill. Every single fucking one of them.

p.s. Greg "Oblivian" Cartwright produced their sophomore 'Vent'. Duh.

The Horrors - S/T 2000
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http://www.mediafire.com/?vh7998x2ibfkkvb


The Horrors - Vent 2003
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http://www.mediafire.com/?khchxx2cw0kgxv1


BUY IT~ http://www.intheredrecords.com/pages/horrors.html